If someone’s gonna buy alcohol for a minor, I’m like 99% sure plastering little stickers on every case of beer is going to stop them. Just sayin’.
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
I think long nails needs to be added to this
I SECOND THAT LONG NAILS NEED TO BE ADDED HERE.
"leave room for Jesus" has got to be the creepiest worst thought out bit of dance chaperone "wisdom" ever
"no kids don’t grind on each other grind on our Lord and Savior instead”
Get all up in the Lord’s business, if you know what I mean.
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.